I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Boobs speak an international language.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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