just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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