she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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