:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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