We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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