You're so nebulous sometimes
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We left an ass print on the piano.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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