The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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