this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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