i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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