that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
