If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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