Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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