you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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