Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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