Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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