so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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