Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm like, not good at living.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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