We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
grandma shit on top of the toilet
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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