So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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