What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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