I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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