The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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