what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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