Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need water and some morals
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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