it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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