Im at strip club and am horny
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Randomize
