I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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