But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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