Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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