I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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