dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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