do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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