Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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