I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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