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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
another moral hangover. fuck.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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