He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
