cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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