You smell like stripper and shame
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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