Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Pooping to opera.
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