You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Your mouth is God's brothel.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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