If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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