Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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