it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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