Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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