when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Define "chronic" masturbator.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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