i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
honey bunches of taint.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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