what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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