I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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