just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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