Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You're like the curious george of whores
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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